03 enero, 2009

Y arrancamos....

Estimados hacedores de tarjeta de débito del Banco Macro:
Me dirijo a Uds. a fin de saber si terminaron la primaria o si al menos saben leer un nombre en una fotocopia de DNI, una partida de nacimiento y en los 800 formularios que me hicieron completar.
Si la respuesta es afirmativa, cosa que dudo, insisto preguntando si tienen algún problema de estrabismo, de desviación ocular o atronamiento visual. No?
Permitaseme seguir dudando al respecto y realizar un cuestionamiento acerca de sus estudio y formación: los mismos fueron en Rusia? Uds. leen al revés, leen como el orto o simplemente no leen?.
Estoy preguntando tan insistentemente porque no logro comprender porque después de esperar desde el 16/12 que me envíen la fucking tarjeta de débito debo pedir en mi trabajo salir, ir hacia el banco para ir a buscarla y descubrir que la hicieron como se les canto el condenado orto porque su osteoporosis ocular les impidió poner mi nombre en el MISMO ORDEN QUE FIGURA EN EL DNI pedazo de manga de infradotados idióticos con un mal de ojo tan atroz que les atrofió la única neurona que les permitía leer de izquierda a derecha.
¿Porque yo ahora debo volver a realizar un trámite en el 0810? ¿Porque la inoperancia no tiene límites y se limita a derivadas e integrales? (derivaciones antropomórficas del imbecilismo e idiotas íntegros).
Porque yo ahora tengo que ir a prenderlos fuego con chasquibumes de colores cúmulo de vómitos de inútiles despatarrados por Buenos Aires?
Voy a agarrar las espinas de un filet de merluza, se las voy a clavar una por una,, poro por poro, a ver si a fuerza de una acupuntura violenta logran unir una idea con otra y en algún momento de gloria estalla en algún rincón de su ¿cerebro? un destello de noción rudimentaria y se produce el milagro navideño de la sinapsis!!
Me están convirtiendo en una asesina serial ..no digan que no les fui avisando...
Por dios! Nadie en este país vio Un día de furia???? Soy una M. Douglas en potencia...
Atte.
Lady V.-

15 comentarios:

Gustavo dijo...

eso te pasa por tener tarjeta de débito

CCDSY dijo...

Pero Lady, no podes usarla de todas maneras? Si total nadie te pide el documento mientras usas la tarjeta! (por lo menos a mi no me paso)

E1000luz dijo...

Es que el "SEP" (Sindróme Empleado Público) esta haciedno estragos tambien en el área privada...
Es una epidemia...

Por las dudas, tomese un antiácido, por las úlceras vio?...

BEsos.-

*Belly* dijo...

je, mi jefa leyo conmigo tu post...en el hsbc hacen lo mismo

en sintesis somos victimas del sistema!!!

Lady V dijo...

Gus: Pero es mi cuenta sueldo viejo!! Como cobro sino?

CC: Cuando compras si...y ahi que hago? ZAS!

Valkiria: Ahora me voy a tu blog a hacer publicidad del mìo :P

E1000: No tengo ni que decirle que aun no me llego nada, no?

Belly: Y si los matamos a todos???

Mariana dijo...

Esos hdp de siempre. Yo en vez de clavarles espinas de pescado los haria ir a hacer un tramite en el centro en horario pico para que sepan lo que es sufrimiento!

pd: es cierto, no leen las planillas que te hacen llenar, imaginan como puede que te llames.

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